Pretty amazing really. We took the crew in there with the intention of killing a few bosses and then getting absolutely owned. I had zero expectations of beating Rend and yet the fight was nearly flawless. After Rend lay dead we pondered taking a shot at "The BEAST". I assure you his name brings justice to his image.

Having lost to THE BEAST on a few pick up raids with 15 people I figured that our chance of beating him with 10, 2 of which where level 56....was pretty much zero, but he is such a great looking mob I figured we would clear to him so the crew could see him and die gloriously to his might in an epic battle. However when the smoke and dust cleared the corpse of the mighty beast is all that could be seen, dead bodies scattered about, but the beast had been slain!

At this point it was getting late but the general stand a mear hour away from us and total domination of the zone. As always the team pulled together and commited to a late night in hopes of seeing, much less beating the mighty Dragon General. We knew we were out-gunned and we had but one chance of victory. So we called in the calvary, the one man errr should I say gnome, that could turn the tides of war in our favor. You guessed it folkes, the legendary Grimnome was called in for battle. Having two fold the power of darkness that warlocks harness at our disposal proved too much for the Dragon General to over come.

For a general he seemed to lack command of his troops as they fell to the Poseidon heros 5 at a time. His arrogance was his demise, as he stood and watched us dispatch of his troops, surely a mere 11 men were incapable of damaging him he thought. The General stood ground, seemingly ammused at the small army in front of him.

The call to charge into battle was sounded, Iadar boldly confronted the General. Fire dripping from his nostrills the general threw Iadar back against the wall and attacked with beastial vigor. At half life the General's confidence was fading, he looked left and right for his bodyguards but they were no where to be seen, how could this be he thought, how could these 11 mortals be standing in front of me, much less threatening my very existance. Just then his pondering was abruptly put to an end as he felt the sting of Maltily's dagger upon his back. The general fell dead and lifeless.

Finraziel siezed the moment to capture some of the General's blood. A sacrafice would need to be made if Finraziel was to ever forge the magical essence needed to allow him passage to a far mightier foe....Onyxia....But alas, that is a story for another day.

The Spire Throne looks like a very pretty room. Really big. One can never have enough space in a throne room. Maybe a bit cold though..no rugs or anything in there. Could use some pictures too.. those groups of planted spears must be hard to dust. Ohhh... I bet those floors are a pain to clean. Frost and Teddy are dead... how did that happen?? It is going to take a lot of roasted quail to make them happy with Cor and Doriana.... How did Cim die? Wait... Frost and Teddy dead... I get it. Uhoh...I see Iadar had to use pot to stay alive..how does that work?

Mardi is looking very Metrosexual... his belt and boots match and the blue hat and shoulders match his tabard perfectly!! Mix in a little brown for texture and he has quite the ensamble. Cor should take some tips from him... although red is my favorite color, those gloves dont match the rest of his outfit!

All the bones and bloody carcasses.. how are they ever gonna get that floor clean? Mr. Beast looks pretty mad.. I wonder if he has to answer to Mrs. Beast about the mess they have made on the floor? Maybe the lunch Mardi brought wasnt what The Beast wanted to eat.

So I see they got Blackmist Armguards.. those would match Cor's outfit much better.. since black is such a neutral color. Bloodmoon cloak looks like it might be blue but with a name like BLOODmoon, it might be red... so if Cor kept the red gloves and got the red cape.. he might look a bit better, but if the cloak is blue, Bronwyn might look better in it. Definately.

It sounds like Grim really saved the day. I was so hoping to see a picture of him, I hear he is sporting a hot pink robe. Maybe he scared the bad guys with it? Next time we better get a screenshot so that.....

Is that the ice cream truck outside? BABY WANTS ICE CREAM!

Following countless S&M sessions with our favorite Scarlet Dominatrixes, it was time for Indiana Jones. The adventure started out great except for the whole boulder trying to run us over and the brain eating natives who pull hearts out of people while they are still living. Then we got to these little miniature buildings on the ground and thought it would be a good idea to put this staff in the hole. Stop me if you've heard this before. This huge giant bitch came out and tried to smack us around but we had the power of nerf hunters on our side, so we smacked her down. Then we went around, killed a bunch of dwarves, this giant golem dude, nearly wiped to god damn fucking shadowcasters, killed the gun dude and this little wierd looking guy with some lame vest and decided against trying to get to the big boss dude with a level 40 tank. Then we decided to cheat and flipped back through the choose your own adventure book and decide to take 3 priests instead of nerf hunters. Same damn thing happened except it was level 41 instead of 40.. I hate those damn books, can never get to the good ending. Maybe next time.

And so ends another chapter in the story of Poseidon guild. Want to be in the next chapter? Send me some god damn screenshots you bastards.